Doomer Sky Watching

Shouldn’t something have blown up by now? You gotta figure that at least one jihadist should have self detonated  somewhere in the continental US since those tall buildings went down oh so many years ago. How hard can it be to come wetbacking in across the mexican border, whip up some boom goo in a basement in San Bernadino and catch the commuter train to downtown L.A.?  Call your briefcase on the cell phone once a dozen or so soft bodies are between you and it? Not even a six-pack of molatov cocktails hurled in the checkout area of a Wal-Mart has taken place. Are a couple of bottle rockets too much to ask for from the evil terorists who lurk amongst us requiring the new police state surveilance and strip searches to enter a Hardees?

I’m feeling ripped off here, folks. I wouldn’t allow myself to get led on for this long even for pussy in my teens. Six fuckin years and she still ain’t put out? Gimme a break. The bitch is fridged and the terrist ain’t real. You can turn off the cameras, put the bomb sniffing dog back on the rug by the stove and take off the body armor, there, copper. If the ragheads actually show me some tit I might get excited again.

This is just a quick post to cover a bet that nothing happens at the Inaugeral to warrent the security measures being undertaken. Selah

8 Responses to “Doomer Sky Watching”

  1. jB says:

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    The first black president doesn’t need extra security?

    How many people have to die before the secretary of state becomes head of state?

    Stuff that in the conspiracy theory pipe and smoke it. That’ll get your rocks off.
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  2. comrade simba says:

    Jim, the terror idea is not to whack obama, but to set off the biggest boom possible in the densest part of the crowd.

    I’m not talking about a redneck patriot sendin’ a nigger to jesus, I’m talking about how irresistible this event would be to the supposed evil ones among us. You don’t have to get on the Capitol Grounds to have the desired effect.

    No boom = no terrists. Fuck bubba and his fellows in sheets – he’s irrelevant.

  3. comrade simba says:

    Four. And “she” hasn’t been sworn in yet, heh heh.

  4. jB says:

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    Extra security might be warranted none the less. The white sheets are growing in numbers these days aren’t they? Is a strike against supporters a strike against anyone else?

    To have and have not is what it’s really all about anyways. A bunch of Bedouins not too far removed from living in tents have gotta be more interested in taking away and thereby gaining. Their targets will be ones of wealth, substance. Like spiders feeding off of a cocooned carcass, maybe they’d be better off if we struggled to survive for awhile.

    Hell, as long as we’re going to fuck with someone, might as well get some dough out of the deal.
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  5. Mayberry says:

    White sheets…. Sheesh. Tha’s the least of his worries….. Obammy better be on the lookout for Armani suits, not white sheets! But it looks like he’s gettin’ with the Bilderberg program in short order, not that he wasn’t halfway there already with his “bailout fever”. Yup, all his “little guy booster programs” are fallin’ by the wayside purty quick, but damn, ain’t he on the corporate “rescue” bandwagon faster than a jackrabbit with his ass on fire…….

  6. PICKDOG says:

    Meet the New Boss, same as the Old Boss. :(

  7. motherbear says:

    If I remember correctly, something like 80-90% of all soldiers in WWI completely refused to shoot their weapons while being shot at. I would think, if I were in charge, that I would round up all the genetically different individuals who were willing to shoot, and give them jobs in other countries as mercenaries so that they didn’t bother my slaves, and their aggressive nature was channeled for maximum profit.

    I thought she was fifth, not fourth. He’s proven that he will go where led, or he wouldn’t be where he is. Don’t worry, we’ll get made for TV riots brewing soon enough when the welfare checks stop (Feb. 1st for CA, right?).

  8. comrade simba says:

    The question was how many had to die first. Four have to go until sec state is pres.

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